Hi people... those of you not at the bank put your hands up and say yeahhhhh! The last time i said this and turned my TV on, a woman was said to have held up her bank and therefore charged with armed-robbery... coincidence?
Yesterday i wrote a piece on beer drinkers and for the first time in my life, i got hate mails, threats of possibly getting lynched by disgruntled beer-drinking-husbands. I guess we don't need CSI skills to know what happened to them at home after their wives read my write-up.
I honestly didn't know till yesterday that beer drinkers had an asshol'ciation... sorry i mean ''association'' called the BBBB, ''Beer Boozers Buy Bentley''. hmm... so i take it that the light at the end of this tunnel is the purchase or in this case God given Bentley. In other words, like a religion I'm not at liberty to mention.. this bunch believes God's gift for soaking yourself in alcohol daily is a brand new Bentley... I guess I'd stick to my seventy-two... you know what!
Dear beer drinkers, i have duly reported your threats to the authorities and hereby wish to inform you that the ''BBB...B'' is listed as a militant group along-side your brothers in the west, the KKK.
To properly fit into the FBI watch-list, you might want to loose the last ''B'' at the end of your acronyms, just suggesting.
I needed a photo that clearly describes the ''BBB...B'', thank God for the internet, that photo is what i really think of you guys!
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