Hello... Mid-Life!

Morning peeps...  Am i the one or is it getting more difficult getting out of bed these days?
could this be part of the old-aging thingy?
Chai! To think there was a time peeing wasn't so complicated ... My fellow old-agers, i am sure you've noticed a funny sensation that makes you feel like peeing while you are peeing? Do not panic... go into your living room and look at Junior your fifteen year old son who is preparing to take university entrance exam, if you are looking at him right now then i hate to be the one to tell you this... What your are going through is undoubtedly the crises that comes with hitting 'mid-life'.
Don't worry jare, you are not the only 'over-fourty' year old guy around, there are many others like you...
Have you also noticed that your university girl-friend is suddenly more demanding... It's because she needs to look really good since she's dating a 'sugar-daddy' (YOU).
No worries jor... shit happens!