People seem to have a problem with their age here on the planet called Earth... It is as stupid as when you go to birthday parties these days, you cannot wish the bloody celebrant ''Happy birthday'' and do the traditional asking ''How old are you now?'', in fact that part of the song has been completely deleted, we don't ever get to hear their age, all we are told is how they ''Just added one''... added one to what?
The espionage around ''age'' is worse than the one going on with America and the So
Take Nigeria for instance, Google and other search engines have found it impossible to run comprehensive profile check on our entertainment people, they are always in their twenties, thirties or forties.
I decided to carry out a brief research on the age factor by calling up a few friends who are entertainers... I dialed their number and when they picked up, I'd say, ''Hi, this is MartinAbazie, can you please tell me your age, we are gathering profiles of entertainment people for our new celebrity magazine called ''YOUR RIGHT AGE''... it would really help if you could tell us your exact age''.
I got responses like, ''Ha ha ha, Martin abeg leave me ooo'', while others said something ridiculously doctored. I mean some of these people, mostly the women said they were twenty-nine or thirty-one, which came to me as a shock, considering they were class-mates of my older brother, older cousin or uncle... and lets not forget that ''I rocked the 90's'' and this is the year 2013.
2 comments:
Well said! Beautiful write up. But don't expect me to tell u my age. I added anoda year jst last month. And yes yes yes I rocked d 90s. Rocked to songs by ever green artistes like Mary J Blige, Soul for real(where r they?), Heavy D, Kriss Kross, Puff Daddy, Maze and so on. As for my age Kip guessing.
My point exactly! If you rocked all this in the 90's, you are probably 25... Lol!
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