Only in America...

Hi folks, yeah-yeah... I know its Monday, let it go.. . I feel the same way too and its not worth running into your ex boyfriend’s house with a machine-gun... it’ll pass, before you know it...Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Yippee... Friday!

The kind of things I hear in the news that happen in America scare the crap out of me. Its either some psycho runs into a school full of children with a machine-gun or another bought a gun for his four year old son who eventually shot and killed his two year old sister or even worse, some crazy chic (in the photo) shoots her boyfriend (also in the photo) in the head, slashes his throat and stabs him twenty-seven times. 

All these are really scary but then Ariel Castro decides to top the chart by raising the bar. He wasn’t going to kill his victims, naaa... He kidnapped three women, kept them for ten years and told America to ‘’catch me if you can’’. The wanker even had one of his victims give birth to his child, he needed to taunt the system, determined to break every law there is, to be crowned the master-evil-overlord. Maybe at some point he planned to kill the women then go out and drive on the wrong side of the road just to get a ticket for the heck of it. This guy outsmarted America, his neighbours, family and even Jack Bauer... what was CTU doing?  I would sure love to give the guy a medal before feeding him to some North Korean shark.

Ariel Castro (Crowned evil Overlord)

Please does anyone know if America has a form of ‘’American Idol’’ talent show for psychos called ‘’American evil’’? Where the participants have to do something ridiculously evil to win the show.

I am beginning to understand why Obama greyed overnight, I guess like any other black brother, Obama was just minding his damn business when some smart-alec came up with this whole ‘’black president’’ idea, now the poor guy is running around the massively large country putting out fires he didn’t start... if only he stayed and took part in long distance race like his fellow Kenyan brothers, ’Obams’ would have had his rightful place at the Olympics as a cross-country gold medallist. Sorry bro, With plenty power they say comes plenty grey hair!

Na wa for America o!

America needs a president like Obasanjo, a no nonsense dude who puts people in their right Atiku, em.. Sorry, I mean’’ place’’.  They need someone who doesn’t pamper them so much. Too much freedom breeds suicidal psychopaths.

Imagine people in America protesting about gun possession, smh... in Nigeria if you are caught with a gun, you are unquestionably an armed-robber and will be treated as such.

Anyway, this is just me speaking ‘’freely’’... I love America ooooo... don’t want to be reminded at the embassy how I said their freedom is too much and be advised to apply for North-Korean visa.

Please join me later, as I analyze Ariel Castro’s insane actions and the role Americans failed to play.