REUNION (continued)

...As if the guy read your thoughts, he replies, “Oh.. they are great, on holiday in Hawaii for now, thank you”, and then he does that thing all rich people do, noticing something else just when you are about to respond to what they said.

“This is your lovely wife… Mercy, if I’m right?”, No, you are wrong and know it because I’d corrected you before, “its Lucy sir”, your wife replies and you smile, trying very hard not to step on her foot, for addressing him as ‘sir’, for f**k sake you are two years older than the brute.

You at least try to be first to pull out of the conversation by waving to an imaginary friend behind him but that instant, he calls out “Sir Michael Olawole Daniels the third, your Excellency!” turning back to you, the goodbye he says is “Alright Victor, call me, let me say hi to the governor” and he’s off. Come to think of it, why should your own name be called in single form, you’re either called Victor or Ehilome, why can’t it be Victor Ehilome Philips, the 2^nd?  Who made all these rules for crying out loud? Why can’t an ordinary guy ''you'' be called honourable?

 Na wa o! 

But seriously, why are rich people mostly jerks, is there a fraternity they pledge, with major interest in the emotional torture of the common man? 

I suspect most rich people were bullied in school and they decided to study and work extra hard to pay back when they become millionaires.

Think about it, reunion is a platform created by a few rich assholes to show the girls that refuse to date them in school how their lives would have been better if they didn't marry Saint-Obi.

it's a cruel world, Smh...