WO' MAN

Woman

I heard someone said there is a formula used for understanding women... Please with all due respect, without a damn whatever kind of Psychology you studied in school, i beg to differ. 

Women are a special breed of heavily resilient creatures, genetically put together possibly in a lab somewhere around Eden, with the soul purpose of making sure men never rest.

There has been speculations that women work in close collaboration with the devil himself, i mean since they all wear Prada...lol!

They say man is not complete without a woman, I say ''MAN'' is a complete word... try adding ''WO'' in front of man, men would go extinct!

I guess women accurately describe the expression ''Living with the things we cannot change''

Anyway that's just my view.

While making a toast at my friend’s wedding, I think I might have stumbled on to another meaning of ''friend'' according to ''The newly married act, chapter 2 of the wives code of 1964''.

After wishing my friend Tami and his new wife, long life and many bla-bla, I proceeded to thanking all of Tami’s boyfriends and girlfriends who managed in their tight schedules to honour my best friend’s invitation.

   At the mention of Tami’s girlfriends, his wife began to look angrily towards a particular direction and it wasn’t until fight broke out later that evening between Tami’s wife and his ex-... or maybe present girlfriend that I realized, while I spoke, my finger was pointing at Tami's suspected girlfriend, so when I mentioned ''girlfriends''... I had just confirmed a long standing suspicion.

As I write this, my apologies go out to all the people seated where the hot water kettle passed through...

make una no vex!