church palava...

To whom it may concern...
You might be able to talk your existing congregation into keeping quiet at your vain lifestyle but I can assure you that if everyone that comes to your church is like me, you will show up one Sunday and realize the only offering in the basket is gonna be yours... I ain't paying for no-one's 'suit' not to talk of private-jet, so if your retirement-plan includes becoming a pastor and reminding your congregation how the are not to 'speak ill of the lord's anointed... You better think again!

My goodness, soon there will be more churches than members in Nigeria, and what's with the whole speaking in tongues sef... Must all your tongues sound alike? I thought why its called tongues is because it's a multi-language  thingy?

Please honourable members of these churches I strongly advice you guys not to get me involved in your blind followership. Don't ask me over phone, bbm or Facebook to come to your church abeg, I am in a church  where pastor's shoes or ferrari does not distract me.
Nonsense!