ASIA@Loggerhead. Part1

Hi guys... Have you been watching what is going on in Asia lately on TV? Last year and the year before, it was the Middle-East, their people struggling for freedom to go western, they want to publicly listen to Lil-Wayne and their women wanna be free to dress like Nikky Minaj.  This year Asia is going back to the time of ‘Shaolin-masters', when people fought just to identify the style of martial-art they know. If their movies are anything to go by, people got killed for knowing less superior fighting techniques, some even bore grudge and trained to fight over decades just to avenge someone who was rude to their mother when they were five years old.

Where do I start... hmmm, okay, let’s start with that fat over-pampered North Korean President... no disrespect! That boy thinks moving up in life is by building a few trial-version nukes and threatening his neighbours with it. I mean this dude probably woke up one morning after his scientists told him his nuclear missile experiment was successful, he dialed the South Korean President’s line and asked if she likes Dennis Rodman his favourite super-hero, the south Korean leader replied, ''No! I not like Dennis, he gay''... So Kim Jong-Eun felt dishonoured, asked all South Korean nationals to leave his country and demanded an apology for the debase of his mentor. 

Kim's mentor

Don't judge Dennis!

''make you no try me, this boy!''

I know ruling over peasant farmers can get really boring so Kim needed some sci-fi type of fun to stir-up his mojo. I guess what his advisers failed to tell him is that 'the united States' has over five thousand nuclear war-heads tested and trusted... heck, they even have jet fighter planes with year 2020 manufacture date on them. America has so perfected missile target-practice that they can blow up the whole of North-Korea and it won’t touch a South-Korean old woman riding her bicycle on the line that borders the two countries

If you ask me, during the military drills America carried out with South Korea, Kim looked out his window and felt he saw a bird pass with what seemed like the speed of light and his son told him, ‘That not bird Dad, it bloody American invisible plane again!’.

America obviously didn’t study Shaolin, they have a doctorate in modern warfare.

Next time you go running your mouth sir, pick someone your own height and age buoy... Obama does not kid around.

Wait a minute, how come Osama showed on my laptop dictionary but Obama did not?  ‘’LMAO’’

Let’s leave Kim to play with his toys and turn our attention to Taiwan and the Philippines, where apology has been described as out of context...

Give me a bit or as we say on BBM... brb! Lol