Tuesday, 21 May 2013

DEAR GOOGLE...


I have often wondered why people don’t Google a lot of their problems since Google seems to have all the answers these days.

My cousin’s wife left him and believe it or not, he Googled himself  into another marriage.
 Women who have spent over ten years searching for husband haven’t  looked in the right place.. All you have to do is type ... ''Average height, brown coloured skin and a tinge of bow-leg'', the answer is at your ‘finger tips’, Google it!

A distant relation of mine died in his village this Christmas, according to the story I got, he slept and never woke up. The villagers say this is common practice of some people who use voodoo to kill others in that village. My advice to them is.. You can actually Google to find out the person responsible for these deaths, simply type in, ''Who killed Jacob Osikapa?'' and bingo! Like I said before, right at your finger tips. 

Maybe i should talk to Google for right to start my Google a husband-Naija project.... Hmmm... (thinking)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

na true my brother. i need to google myself into marriage too. lol